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How NOT to play Orcsports

Postby randomluck » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:08 pm

Overall I want to create a list of things NOT to do when playing orcsports. This may be in the wrong area, but hopefully someone can offer some good advice beyond my inane ramblings:

Do NOT do the following:
1) After winning your 3rd game and discovering it in public, yell out "YES!! My IQ is 9!" ---(from personal experience here folks---however, this does clear the room pretty quickly)
2) Bid all your money on one orc in Novice, you just overpaid.
3) Spend your money on Training facilities until AFTER you have bought orcs.
4) Sell your orcs as soon as they get their first (or second) cane. It's ok. Age is not a bad thing.
5) Leave gaps in your playable orcs (if possible)
6) Set tolerance too low...unless you really mean it.
7) Related to 6, above: Forget to set your tolerance back to normal levels after "you really meant it" in the previous game.
8 ) Forget to check up on your teams if they have a game that day, especially if it is a time with back-to-back games.
9) Forget to have fun!

Ok, what else should we NOT do in Orcsports
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Re: How NOT to play Orcsports

Postby bubbauk » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:28 am

Trash talk after winning your first game, then proceed to go winless the rest of the year. (<--- thats me!)
Try to pronounce the orc names while drunk.
Try to pronounce the orc names while sober.
Tell other ppl at work that you are nervous cause your up against brak today and your worried that your star center is going to die.
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Re: How NOT to play Orcsports

Postby TheIceMage » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:10 pm

Buy lots of armor or improved training facilities BETWEEN placing your bid and when the auction runs because, "hey, I've got some gold." <-- Yes, I've done this.
Repeatedly pay off your loan and take out a new one
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Re: How NOT to play Orcsports

Postby bubbauk » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:11 pm

i did the armour thing once. that was a mistake. i started season with 1 gold. lol
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