Smashers Season TWO!!!

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Smashers Season TWO!!!

Postby Brakgwar » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:11 am

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Ulgarth "Hey everybody and Welcome back for Season two of the Smashers"
Zurgut "Cant they win it all again?"
Ulgarth "that remains to be seen"
Ulgarth "Two teams form the Smashers Previous season are Back"
Zurgut "Yep the Dread's Lockers and the Bloodspillas"
Ulgarth "as luck has it we get to see how these 3 teams will fair right at the seasons start"
Zurgut "Game one is against the Spillas"
Ulgarth "and game two is against the Lockers"
Zurgut "we will keep you posted on any Skull crushing News from these two Key games"
Ulgarth "Two other teams of note, in this seasons line up"
Zurgut "are the Shipton Slayers who placed first in their first season"
Ulgarth "and the Possessers who placed third is their first season"
Zurgut "We'll keep you posted on ay of the Happenings this season"
Ulgarth "Untill then this is Ulgarth..."
Zurgut "and Zurgut saying kick-em while their DOWN! :twisted: "
Ulgarth "reporting for Pound Magazine"
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Bloodspillas take a loss

Postby Brakgwar » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:17 am

Ulgarth "Well game one was a Hard hitting one to say the least"
Zurgut "Yes Both teams really pounded on each other"
Ulgarth "But the Smasher's managed to Score 21 points"
Zurgut "and with some amazing defence and goal tending..."
Ulgarth "Held the Spillas to zero points"
Zurgut "Bring in the first win of the season to the Smashers"
Ulgarth "Game two against the Loakcers happens tonight"
Zurgut "We'll give you the Details in our next post"
Ulgarth "Untill then this is Ulgarth..
Zurgut "and Zurgut saying Kick-em while their Down!!! :twisted: "
Ulgarth "reporting for Pound Magazine"
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Postby Brakgwar » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:44 pm

Ulgarth "We'll game two is done"
Zurgut "And boy are the Lockers fealing it"
Ulgarth "Yes indeed the Smashers Sqweeked out the Win 12-7"
Zurgut "but the Smashers left the Lockers Severely Hurting Killing 7 of their players"
Ulgarth "yes Sports fans thats what the Orc said Seven players and Injuring almost the Entire rest of the Team in the process"
Zurgut "on the flip side of the coin the Lockers Barely injured an Orc past the First String for the Smashers"
Ulgarth "game three is just around the corner against the Possessers"
Zurgut "However the Bloodspillas Killed two of their Star Centers"
Ulgarth "Hmm Down two to start the game isnt a good thing"
Zurgut "Yeah but they have been putting up the Points"
Ulgarth "yeah it should Make for an interesting game with the Possessers ability to Score"
Zurgut "and the Smashers Hammer Defence"
Ulgarth "We'll Keep you posted, untill then this is Ulgarth..."
Zurgut "and Zurgut saying Kick-em while their DOWN!" :twisted:
Ulgarth "and reporting for Pound Magazine"
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5 - 0

Postby Brakgwar » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:00 pm

Ulgarth "the Smashers are on a roll"
Zurgut "With an Easy Walk through in Game Five"
Ulgarth "yeah 90% of the team was already in the Hospital and didnt even show for the Game"
Ulgarth Needless to say it was a total Blow out"
Zurgut "146 to 0"
Ulgarth "The Fire Catchers only fielded Player for the First Period"
Zurgut "After which the Smashers Just Scored at Will"
Ulgarth "We are Hopping for a better showing from th opposition in the next Game"
Zurgut "Untill then this is Zurgut..."
Ulgarth "and Ulgarth saying Kick-em while their DOWN!"
Zurgut "Reporting for Pound Magazine"
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Postby Brakgwar » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:40 am

"Ulgarth "Well the Smashers are 1/3 of the way through the Regular season"
Zurgut "and Plowing along strongly"
Ulgarth "However now is the strech where the back to back games hit"
Zurgut "Bah the Smashers will still Pound the other teams into submission"
Ulgarth "that remains to be seen. Fatigue levels are getting High and Team management is going to be Key to each team's succes or failure"
Zurgut "Blah blah blah what ever...... when will you admit that the Smashers are one heavy hitting team that can't be taken Lightly"
Ulgarth "hmmm they are a good team but there are still alot of good teams that can serve up a loss to the Smasher's and potentialy walk away fairly Unscathed"
Zurgut "Bah we will see untill then this is Zurgut..."
Ulgarth "and Ulgarth reporting for Pound Magazine"
Zurgut "Saying Kick-em While their DOWN!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: "
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Bloodspillas down Slayers to go!

Postby Brakgwar » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:52 am

Ulgarth "Well the Bloodspillas put up a fight in Game one of the Back to back games against the Smashers"
Zurgut "yes indeed but the Smashers still came out on top"
Ulgarth "Game two was... well..... Smashers 48 Spillas 0"
Zurgut "the Spillas just didnt have the money they needed to Heal their players and Noone left to Loot after game one, Leaveing them severly under Par for game two"
Ulgarth "Yeah the Spillas just had the Bad Draw playing the Smashers 1st in the series of back to backs"
Zurgut "Well the Slayers are up next in the Back to Backs"
Ulgarth "The Smashers are currently averageing roughly 50 more hits in a game than their opponents"
Zurgut "Will the Slayers get Ground into the Truf like the poor Bloodspillas?"
Ulgarth "Its to soon to talk like that the SLayers are 30 players strong with only 2 in the regen box and the Smashers are 31 strong with only 1 in the regen box"
Zurgut "Yeah we will see the Smashers Might Loose :roll: but im not counting on it"
Ulgarth "Untill next time this is Ulgarth..."
Zurgut "and Zurgut reporting for Pound Magazine and saying Kick-em while their DOWN!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Smashers Vs the Slayers

Postby Brakgwar » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:51 pm

Ulgarth "Welp the Smasher Win both Games against the Slayers"
Zurgut "Game one was All Smashers but Game two the Slayers Put up a good Fight but still came up short"
Ulgarth "the Smasher have the Top rated Defence only giving up 44 points in 11 Games"
Zurgut "Yeah the Smashers held the Slayers to only 3 points in game two"
Ulgarth "and that just wont win a game"
Zurgut "In true Smasher Fashion they Injured Everyone on the Team including the Whole Bench and Killed one of the reserve Orcs off the bench"
Ulgarth "the Slayers did hold the Smashers to only 13 points in game two"
Zurgut "Well next up is the Back to Backs against the Dread's Lockers"
Ulgarth "Who just had two easy Games against the Fire Catchers"
Zurgut "Will the Fully Rested Lockers Hand the Smashers their First Loss of the Season"
Ulgarth "Well the Smasher's Have some Minor Fatigue built up from their Games which Might Give the Lockers a slight Advantage"
Zurgut "Bah....... Anything is Possible"
Ulgarth "i wouldnt rule the Lockers out they are in the best position to hand the Smasher's a loss"
Zurgut "i supose so will just have to wait and see they face of Sunday Night for game One"
Ulgarth "Untill then this is Ulgarth...."
Zurgut "and Zurgut reporting for Pound Magazine"
Ulgarth "and as always saying Kick-em While Their DOWN!!!"
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SMashers Win

Postby Brakgwar » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:17 pm

Ulgarth "Well that was one Hard hitting Game"
Zurgut "Yes indeed just the Way i like em"
Ulgarth "The Lockers Came out Agressive and Scored the First Few points"
Zurgut "But as Both Teams Pounded on each other"
Ulgarth "and Players left the Field the Smasher Rallied Back to out Score the Lockers"
Zurgut "15 to 9 it was a Close Match"
Ulgarth "The Smashers Came out of the Match Much better than the Locker however"
Zurgut "the Smasher ending the Match Injuring everyone But the 2nd and 3rd String Goalies"
Ulgarth "and they Killed two of the Lockers Players....."
Zurgut "one of Which was a Star 1st String Center"
Ulgarth "Both teams have a two day rest Before they Face of Again"
Zurgut "Will the Loss of Vebibay their Center Hurt them in Game two or will one of the 2nd String Step up to the Task"
Ulgarth "it was a very close match the Lockers can still get a Win and serve the Smashers a loss"
Zurgut "Bah we will see in 3 day's"
Ulgarth "untill then this is Ulgarth...
Zurgut "and Zurgut... "
Ulgarth "reporting for Pound Magazine"
Zurgut "and saying Kick-em while their DOWN!!" :twisted: :twisted:
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Smashers Win again

Postby Brakgwar » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:02 pm

Ulgarth "hmm well you called it Zurgut"
Zurgut "Yeah... It was a great Battle of the Bruisers"
Ulgarth "The Lockers Managed to Injure the Smashers and even got to one third string Center and Wing"
Zurgut "yeah but the Smashers Went through the Lines and to the Bench again, killing ::skull:: 3 of the Lockers Bench"
Ulgarth "It was indeed a bloody Match... Just how you like them Zurgut" :mrgreen:
Zurgut "Yeah it was Great im hopeing Both teams Meet again!"
Ulgarth "With that said, the Smashers out scored the Lockers 21 - 10"
Zurgut "the Smashers have By far one of the Best Offences, Defences, and Hardest Hitting teams in the League"
Ulgarth "They are doing well but there are a few teams just as good looking at the standings"
Zurgut "Thats because the Havent played the Smashers Yet!"
Ulgarth "Well the Slayers have already played the Series against the Smashers and they are not to far behind in the standings"
Zurgut "Bah we will see there are eight more games to go still"
Ulgarth "The next team up for Back to Backs is the Possessers"
Zurgut "you'll get and update after that Set of Games"
Ulgarth "untill then this is Ulgarth...."
Zurgut "and Zurgut..."
Ulgarth "Reporting for Pound Magazine..."
Zurgut "and saying Kick-em While Their DOWN!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Possesser's Tie the Smasher's

Postby Brakgwar » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:09 pm

Ulgarth "Well the Possesser's Tied the Smasher's" :shock:
Zurgut "Yes indeed they got some Lucky Goals in early and the Smasher's Seemed more Concerned with Killing their team then Scoreing"
Ulgarth "Normally i wouldn't agree with you Zurgut but the Smahsers Injured 24 out of 35 of the Possesser's players and Killed ::skull:: 7 others"
Zurgut "I dont expect a Tie in the Second Game Unless the Possessers Pick up some New Orcs"
Ulgarth "You Never Know the Key for the Possesser's was Scoreing Early and then Keeping the Smashers Score in check...(you have to give some props to the 2nd and 3rd string Goalies for the Possesser's)...if they can do it again it could even be a loss for the Smashers"
Zurgut "Bah we will see the Possesser's Only injured the 1st String of the Smasher's... which Sources tell me was a Heal bill less than 100 gold"
Ulgarth "Well the Possesser's have the Gold to Heal if need be they have 2 Nights rest before Game Two"
Zurgut "Untill then this is Zurgut..."
Ulgarth "... Ulgarth reporting for Pound Magazine..."
Zurgut "and saying Kick-em while their DOWN!!!" :twisted: :twisted:
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Smasher's Win

Postby Brakgwar » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:29 pm

Ulgarth "Zurgut you called it again right on the Money the Smasher's Beat the Possessers 29-0"
Zurgut and Killed 5 ::skull:: more of the Possesser's" :twisted: :twisted:
Ulgarth "yes they Did lucky for the Possesser's their next 2 games are against the Fire Catcher's which is Still running with NO managment"
Zurgut "Aye they have a few days and two easy games to try and recoupe their dead players"
Ulgarth "The Smasher's square of with the Constables Next"
Zurgut "I expect alot of Death's ::skull:: , as the Constables have a Armor Rating of 3 Leather and 1 padded"
Ulgarth "Looking at the Coliseum the Constables have 1 player in full chain, about 16 in leather and all the rest are wearing Padded"
Zurgut "Unless they can armor up some before the game against the Smasher's it could get very ugly for them"
Ulgarth "We will Let ya Know how the Constables Fair"
Zurgut "Untill then this is Zurgut..."
Ulgarth "and Ulgarth reporting for Pound Magazine..."
Zurgut "Saying Kick-em while they are DOWN!!!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Smashers Vs the Possessers

Postby Brakgwar » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:38 am

Ulgarth "Well in a Suprizing upset the Possessers head to the Play-offs and send the Lockers to try and win 3rd"
Zurgut "They have 3rd as there hasnt been any active management for the Slayers in the past few games"
Ulgarth "Hmmm you do have a point as many of the Slayers Positions are not set"
Zurgut "It's the Smashers Vs the Possessers in the Finals"
Ulgarth "Will it be a repeat of the regular season games ?"
Zurgut "I'm not sure it sems the Possessers have armored up a bit more, but im thinking its a Smashers Sweep"
Ulgarth "Dont count the Possessers out just yet if there is one thing they have been able to do its Score"
Zurgut "i'll give you that.... i was suprized they Beat the Lockers"
Ulgarth "For all the info on the finals check back with us after the games to see who Dominated who"
Zurgut "Untill then this is Zurgut......"
Ulgarth "and Ulgarth reporting for Pound Magazine"
Zurgut "Saying Kick-em while they are DOWN!!" :twisted: :twisted:
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Smashers Win it all

Postby Brakgwar » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:23 pm

Ulgarth "well the Smashers win"
Zurgut "Indeed they did! They walked over the possessers both games ..... 37-1 in game one and 25-1 in game 2"
Ulgarth "The Possessers just couldnt Figure out how to get Past the Smashers Defence"
Zurgut "and what a defence it was... they only gave up 91 points in all 25 games"
Ulgarth "the second best defence gave up 240 points in 25 games"
Zurgut "It was an Incredibly season and we are looking forward to Season 3"
Ulgarth"Untill then this is Ulgarth.."
Zurgut "and Zurgut reporting for Pound Magazine. Saying Kick-em while they are DOWN!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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