Drunken Rampage under new ownership, Sobers up...

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Drunken Rampage under new ownership, Sobers up...

Postby sharp » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:15 pm

After a dismal showing in their first season (fifth place), the Drunken Rampage has been sold to a new owner and Sharp plans to clean house. Apparently the old overlord allowed too much carousing and partying on game days. Reports abound of heinous crimes commited by the Rampage during their drunken forays of looting last season. In an effort to stabilize the organization, management has banned anyone who drinks more than 1 gallon of grog per day and is enforcing a strict booze ban during games - no exceptions. Most of the players from last season did not like the new rules, so they bailed to look for new opportunities with different teams. The new Rampage 2.0 is ready to go and hopes to shoot for more than draft picks this season. Time will tell...
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