Loads of Brain-Meats or just Lucky?

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Loads of Brain-Meats or just Lucky?

Postby vain » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:32 am

After making a strong showing in his team's first season Vain's Village Pillagers managed to pull off a firm and undeniable show of strength and Orcish great-itude by taking home the cup.*

But the questions remains.
Was Vain lurching around blind, were the victories tilted in his favour by simple dumb luck?
Did Vain hire free-agent looters to rough up the competition while they were out looting?
Is his belt really the spine of a failed centre?
Or is it just a surplus goalie's spine?
When will the commemorative 3 disk Dvd set come out highlighting the golden season that was.
Does second tring defender Bygmordo really wear women's underwear on game day for good luck?

All these and more will be answered this season so stay tuned.




*Rumours that the Village Pillagers had actually stolen the prized trophy 2 days before the final match was played have been explained to us as a show of confindence rather than any form of insurance should the VPs lose.
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Re: Loads of Brain-Meats or just Lucky?

Postby Cazior » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:58 am

vain wrote:When will the commemorative 3 disk Dvd set come out highlighting the golden season that was.

Ha ha ha!
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Postby Brakgwar » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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