Fweefenbama to Form Exploratory Committee

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Fweefenbama to Form Exploratory Committee

Postby Cazior » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:50 am

Leading bad boy Fweefenbama of George Steinbrenner's Yankees announced today that he is forming an exploratory committee toward running for captain of the Yankees in 2008 "or when Zimanpoo die."

Fweefenbama's accomplishments include beating up peasants, merchants, and castle guards. He is known for his looting prowess and benchwarming talents. "Me keep bench very warm," Fweefenbama was heard to remark.
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Postby TheIceMage » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:48 am

Just for the record, I wouldn't vote for him. Beating up people? Looting? No actual skills? No, he sounds too much like a politician.
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Postby tuneloon » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:50 pm

Or a bench coach. We could call him Don Zimmer and have him go after Pedro..... oh wait.... that's been done!!!
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Postby randomluck » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm

I may vote for him. I like his "Balance the budget--Loot More" policy. At least he's honest!

Oh wait, I'm sorry. Honest politician? Nope, he just lost my vote...Matter of fact, I'm going to form an unaffiliated "Sneak Boat" group to let the truth out!

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