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What do you think of the Honest Trickster in Elite?

Congratulations on making it to the Big Time, Random!
Good luck! (you'll need it)
Finally...Fresh meat...Mwuhahahah (evil laugh)
Bwuhahahah (the other..real..evil laugh)
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Locker Room Report

Postby randomluck » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:22 pm

Reporter: "We are here outside the Honest Tricksters locker room where it was just announced they made it to the Elite leagues! It's an exciting time and we are first into the room to catch all the excitement! Listen, it sounds like they are chanting from the other side of the door. I can't make out what it is, sounds like some sort of mantra. Let's go in and discover this secret!"

(opens door)
Honest Tricksters (team): OMG...OMG...OMG...

Reporter: Wow, they are stunned and just keep repeating OMG over and over. Coobixyeb, how does it feel to make it to the big time?

Coobixyeb: scared. All the blood, the pain, I'm gonna die. Mom! If you see this, tell Forgiggilplex she can have my G.Orc. Joe Action figures, even the one wearing the dress. And my Bette Midler albums can go to Dad, he always did like them more than me as well. You can keep they high heels, they should be about your size. Oh, and the stockings with the...

Reporter: Okay, moving on! Eivmameux here has been with the team the longest, since the Novice season! Eiv, how does it feel to have followed the team up.

Eiv: We were to be disbanded! It was over... the pain was over...I was going to retire, too. Had a nice little place picked out in the country...overlooking the doom crags. Gonna settle down...start a family...Now...Now it's all over. I'm not gonna make it...

Reporter: Yeah! Next we have here Obkakok...who appears catatonic? Obkakok you in there??? Ob? Obbi? Alright...ummm...point the camera over there...can somebody get a doctor...quick! He's not breathing...someone..someone!!! Help!!!
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Postby bubbauk » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:44 pm

good luck man.

Armor, Armor, Armor
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Postby King Nerd » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:50 pm

bubbauk wrote:good luck man.

Armor, Armor, Armor

Copy that, since you already seem to have the most in important thing- FEAR!

Get some armor, and don't forget to PANICCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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