The Orcs Have It

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The Orcs Have It

Postby TheIceMage » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:58 am

I know this category said to avoid politics, but I thought this was funny. The measure of the popularity of a person, place, thing or idea among the orc community can be found in the number of orcs who name themselves after that person, place, thing or idea. So I took a sample:

Orcs with "o-b-a-m-a" in their names: 126
Orcs with "m-c-a-i-n" in their names (knowing that the double-C is missing, but they can't spell anyway): 25

Notable Obama supporters:
Aobamspa - thought "Obama" was a relaxing place with massages and facials
Boacibama - preferred naming himself after Obama's full name rather than just his last name (or maybe just couldn't tell the difference)
Cezjobama - actually overheard someone talking about something Obama said, but the speaker was making fun of his name ("Says Jo-bama")
Didobamgaw - I think this one was just asking a question, and it was mistaken for his name. I'm not sure what he was asking, though.
Dooinbama - this orc was just bragging, and had no idea who "obama" actually was.
Kzatoobama - thought he saw him
Owhatbama - only heard rumors, never saw the man on TV
Pufobamma - thinks he's a stoner
Sneesmorbama - equates Obama to snot, which is actually a compliment from an orc
Tonobama - If a little Obama is good, then a ton-o-bama is better!
Yelobamclapp - this orc was actually sighted at a democrat rally, and took his name from the instructions from one of the cheerleaders

Notable McCain supporters:
Imencaint - claims to be the man himself
Memuscaint - thought it was a verb
Murworcaint - it's oft-mentioned that he's a POW from some war
Toiemcaint - thought the popular thing was just a toy
Beetjimcaint, Mushkobcaint and Zokmakcaint - actually, these three aren't really supporters.

There seems to be the popular misconception that there's a "T" on the end of McCain's name.
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Re: The Orcs Have It

Postby randomluck » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:58 pm

TheIceMage wrote:Didobamgaw - I think this one was just asking a question, and it was mistaken for his name. I'm not sure what he was asking, though.


I think he was interrupted midstream during the question. It should have been: "Didobamgawdisway?".

TheIceMage wrote:Yelobamclapp - this orc was actually sighted at a democrat rally, and took his name from the instructions from one of the cheerleaders

:lol: That is the funniest of the bunch. :lol:

TheIceMage wrote:Imencaint - claims to be the man himself

You should meet his brother:
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