Hit it.

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How many seasons will it take to kick Dizzy out of the Elites and crush his soul like so much roadkill?

Never! May his tower of fortitude always remain erect.
4
44%
I give it three at most. He's funky, but is he Elite funky?
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Two. One to get crumpled, and one to get burned.
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33%
Why doesn't he just give up now and save everyone a lot of trouble?
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Total votes : 9

Hit it.

Postby Dizzy » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:47 pm

Rolled and ready,
Rocksteady.
How much you wanna bet we
Get thrashed and hashed
Like yesterday's trash?
Yeah, Novice League was tricky and Division Four blew,
But you'd better step aside because da Rippaz' comin' through.
We was bold
And took hold
Of the gold threefold
Hearts cold
Heads rolled
It never gets old.
Say it: maybe out of money,
Maybe out of steam,
But this team can ream more than they might seem.
<music crescendo>
We score at leisure!
And kill with pleasure!
We're too hard to measure so dig it like there's treasure!
And get your fists pumpin',
And prepare for a thumpin'.
All the bad orc girls start to shake their rump in
The house that Dizzy built.
Hold on to your kilt.
Wring out the mops 'cause blood will be spilt.
The constellations align:
Wait for the sign.
It's the mighty Spleenrippaz' time to shine!
Spleenrippaz -- 3rd, 6th, 1st, 1st, 1st, 3rd, 2nd
Meathooks -- 1st, 1st, 2nd, 2nd
Eels -- 1st
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Aaaaaawwww monkeytrumpets.

Postby Dizzy » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Brakgwar's A Theory Tested :shock:
Brett's Steal Plates :cry:
Bubbauk's Crazy Loons :shock:
Chris's The Moops :?
Dizzy's Spleenrippaz :roll:
Ettiene's drunk as a skunk :shock:
Kyle's Orka Rage :shock:
Tuneloon's Thrashers :shock:

Oh, son of a...
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Meathooks -- 1st, 1st, 2nd, 2nd
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Postby TheIceMage » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:18 pm

"Laugh out loud funny" :lol:
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Postby TheIceMage » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:19 pm

Okay, so the Steal Plates need to steal themselves a new center. Or four. Why steal? Because they have no frickin' gold! That's why! I can't believe I did that to myself during rollover.
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Re: Aaaaaawwww monkeytrumpets.

Postby tuneloon » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:56 am

Dizzy wrote:Brakgwar's A Theory Tested :shock:
Brett's Steal Plates :cry:
Bubbauk's Crazy Loons :shock:
Chris's The Moops :?
Dizzy's Spleenrippaz :roll:
Ettiene's drunk as a skunk :shock:
Kyle's Orka Rage :shock:
Tuneloon's Thrashers :shock:

Oh, son of a...


tough crowd :D
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Postby Brakgwar » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:56 am

Good Luck on opening Bides today everyone 8)
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Postby bubbauk » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:24 pm

well, i paid dearly for the 2 orcs that i wanted, but i got both of them, for 40001 each. that kinda hurt, but i'm at 34 orcs, (might get the last orc, not sure yet) and i got over 25k left. we will see how this works out.
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Postby TheIceMage » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:05 pm

I was outbid on one (no surprise - I had <2k gold), but paid the asking price for the rest. Time to start training!
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Postby Brakgwar » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:41 pm

hehe well i only one 1 Orc but i made everyone pay at least two times the asking Price i hope they are worth it 8)
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Ow.

Postby Dizzy » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:13 am

Brak went through my team like tissue paper. I'm thanking my lucky stars that no one died and that the score was a respectable 18 - 10 (for Brak) before the third period. Then the wheels fell off, and that's what hurts the most. I've always prided myself on having a team that can stand up to sustained punishment and still perform, but by the end of the third period, I was on my sixth goalie and had bench defensemen standing in at centre.

Damn!

Welcome to the Elites, Dizzy. Here's your teeth back.
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Postby Brakgwar » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:39 am

Good Game Diz i am sure you will do better when next we meet :D

Getting through the End of the Game with no deaths is a Victory all in itself! I have seen a few teams 5 or more Orcs short after the opening games which in turn makes winning the next few games even harder 8)

So Gratz on the Survival :wink:
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Postby TheIceMage » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:04 pm

In fourth place. Half a game out of third place. But also half a game out of sixth. This is where we find Dizzy, walking that razor's edge.
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Postby TheIceMage » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:53 am

Well, the Steal Plates are undefeated for now even after having faced Brakgwar. Of the 12 of his orcs that had shots on goals, only five scored, and none scored more than twice - no hat tricks!

BUT with five new members of the Regeneration Club for Orcs -- three of which are centers -- I am not sure how well I am going to do in my next game against Tuneloon (currently in 6th with a 2-3 record, but who has the second-best offense in the league).

Dizzy also moved up a notch to 5th after having fallen off the razor and down to 6th.
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Postby Brakgwar » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:21 pm

With us both going in 4-0 one of use Had to lose :cry:


But i did K.O. 5 of your Players (4 to the Regen Chamber ::skull::) which should (as you said) make it hard for you to hold that Undefeated Record :twisted:

I was surprised to see the K.O.'s With your Full Plate Armor Rating :wink: Some of my Boys Hit Harder than i thought :D

We will see how the rest of the Season Shapes up 8)
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Postby TheIceMage » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:01 pm

I was quite surprised, after losing to Tune, to see that I still held first place. My next game is against the up-and-coming Dizzy, who after today's games moved into 3rd place! I have to go through the next two games with the five killed by Brak still in regen. :shock:
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