LOCO 2 - Novice Division

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Postby Brakgwar » Thu May 03, 2007 6:44 pm

Gratz on the Win ............................

I went out of town Wensday and set the Assistant to set the Line up (along with the Orcs i hopefully won from the next day of bides)... lets just say i wasnt thrilled where he placed my Orcs but ohh well thats life :lol:

Its going to be a Really Rough Season for alot of us. :wink:


We will just have to see how things Fall at seasons End (im thinking Draft Picks 8) )
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Postby TheIceMage » Sat May 05, 2007 9:15 am

Administrators of Poverty healing bill BEFORE tonight's game: 1,006 gold...

Overheard in the BAP locker room:
"Hey Hokham, are you sure that blood is supposed to make our armor work better?"
"That's what the coach said, Gohixso."
"Boy, it's a good thing I'm bleeding so much, then! I'm going to be invincible tonight!"
"Yeah, lucky you..."
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'Round the campfire...

Postby Dizzy » Sat May 05, 2007 12:16 pm

Overheard in the Meathooks' locker room:
"Hey, Catinbitz, are you sure that blood is supposed to make our armour work better?"
"There's word goin' around that it really works, Joxtaljez."
"Boy, it's a good thing we got so much BAP blood on us, then! We're going to be invincible tonight!"
"Yeah, lucky us!"
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Re: 'Round the campfire...

Postby randomluck » Mon May 07, 2007 10:00 pm

I'm hearby announcing my candidacy for "Overloard with the Least Clue".

My Novice Team Not The Face! Not the Face! I started as just a simple experiment. Hey, I can't win, I might as well have fun.

They are 10-1-0 and looking good.

Teams I really try to make work (such as the LOCO Mwuhahaha) finish dead last. Ok, I might beat Brett's Admins of Poverty, but he'll probably give me a run for my money...

This team does so badly I'm thinking of changing their name--How about:

Mwuhah(*choke**choke**cough*)

Gratz on the win Brak! :)
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Revenge is a dish best served with the eyes of your enemies.

Postby Dizzy » Mon May 07, 2007 10:33 pm

I watched the Spleenrippaz' game first. It made me sad. :(

I watched the Meathooks' game, hoping that some measure of vengeance would be served against Bubbauk. So it was, and Dizzy was happy again. :)

Overall: :?

..or, as Lrrr says, "I give it a C+: okay.. not great."
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Postby ettiene » Tue May 08, 2007 1:10 am

Okay now i am completely at a loss for words.....First i beat brak in game 1 and was slightly confused, then i beat randomluck and think its probably just because he faced tune first. Then i beat Tune and now i am completely dumbfounded. I think my team might be peaking early or maybe they are very good at paying the other teams off or something. At auction i really had to scrape some bottom of the barrel talent together and now they are winning :shock: You all arent messing with me are you? This team either has a whole lot of hidden talent or someone is pulling the wool over my eyes :? Oh well, keep up the good work :wink:
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Postby bubbauk » Tue May 08, 2007 6:05 am

quit complaining about your team winning!
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Postby TheIceMage » Tue May 08, 2007 3:33 pm

bubbauk wrote:quit complaining about your team winning!


Yeah, really. You won't hear me doing that!
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Postby TheIceMage » Wed May 09, 2007 7:10 pm

I'm still slowly picking up players, shopping exclusively in the "thousand gold or less" bin, but my team has been making the games respectable lately (as opposed to Dizzy's 118 to 3 blowout). The combined score of the last three games is still an 84 - 14 loss, but I now have 22 players and six whole suits of padded armor! (Go me!)

I figure that by the time it's too late to make the playoffs this season, I might just win a game.

Hey, ya gotta have a goal, right?
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Chance favours the prepared.

Postby Dizzy » Wed May 09, 2007 9:07 pm

1:03: Funnushu passes to Jailzivu.
0:54: Jailzivu passes to Dackystha.
0:51: Dackystha shoots...Dackystha scores! A 3-point goal!
0:30: Faceoff won by Jailzivu
0:27: Jailzivu passes to Dackystha.
0:23: Dackystha passes to Whamleoik.
0:19: Whamleoik shoots...Whamleoik scores! A 3-point goal!
0:09: Faceoff won by Zybiphfide
0:06: Zybiphfide passes to Kavavrul.
0:02: Kavavrul shoots and Cizasek makes the save!

:evil: rrrrRRRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHH :evil:

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Pyrrhic Victory at Orcsports Field?

Postby randomluck » Thu May 10, 2007 7:22 am

This is one for the books folks! The Mwuhahaha eked out a 12-10 victory against Dizzy's Meathooks last night. But at what Cost?

The traffic jam outside the stadium was not caused by fans, but by the ambulances waiting to pull wounded players off the field! Together the teams had 50 players hit the field in the bloodfest.

After the game the Orcs were forced to clear the beds as the Mwuhahaha came up short in funds to keep them there. Sources close to the hospital indicated the Mwuhahaha required 2958 more gold than their current coffers, which was 5258 after tonights game! And this is going into the first of the double headers!

Iguwuz of the Mwuahaha had this to say when we caught up with him in the waiting room while holding an ice pack, "'y waw i bwoken. 'y can'd fee 'y eet...ooh, 'y ead!"

Amazingly, the only death was Gydewee of the Meathooks caused by Iguwuz late in the first period, despite the fact Mwuhahaha had no weapons while the Meathooks were all armed with spikes or knuckles.

It all came down to the last two seconds, and the stadium was utterly silent as Zybiphfide and Kavavrul passed the ball back. Two seconds before the bell Kavavrul lobs a high one into the far corner, but Cizazek managed to just tip the ball, sending it past the goal and saving the game!

The Mwuhahaha goalies were truly impressive, saving 29 of 35 shots from the goal. The Meathooks had 24 shots against them, but managed to save only 18. With the same number of goals scored, it was the three pointers that put Mwuhahaha over the top.

The win represents a hurdle the Mwuhahaha had to overcome. Despite having an impressive team with good stats, they have failed to win a game until last night. With most of the team wounded and in need of serious patching up, it is wondered if they can repeat the act.

When asked what he would do about tonights game, Overlord Chance had "no comment".

Heck of a game, Dizzy!
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Postby bubbauk » Thu May 10, 2007 7:28 am

ummm why didn't my guys just keep shooting at this goal.


Oyiyhand shots faced 9 saves 0

but instead they kept shooting at this guy

Gozztusryz shots faced 14 saves 14

why oh why!
gotta get some smarter orcs! (if they exist)
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Postby Certified » Thu May 10, 2007 7:35 am

ouch....
GIRRRR

BETCH!!
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Postby tuneloon » Thu May 10, 2007 8:36 am

TheIceMage wrote: but my team has been making the games respectable lately


That's no lie ICE. In our game, you held a 7-1 lead at the half-way point in the second period.... and then ran out of gas to finish the game at 23-8.

I'm still not sure of what my team is capable of. I guess tonights game against Dizzy will be a good litmus test.
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Postby randomluck » Thu May 10, 2007 9:53 am

Good luck tonight, ICE! I REALLY wanted to pay off nearly 6000 on the debt today (before the interest hit), but I just couldn't justify sending the boys out there without recovering some. My healing bill, after resting, was 3900, and I hope it was worth it.

Its BAP vs the Evil Laugh! Bottomfeeders Grudge Match!
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