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Postby TheIceMage » Thu May 10, 2007 1:21 pm

Pre-game healing bill: 2,530...

I do actually have one bench player now...
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Postby Dizzy » Sun May 13, 2007 9:06 pm

<breathe>

<breathe>

... Brett? Could you please reprogram the orcs to do their victory dance close to the 1-pt goal instead of the 3-pt goal? With a 2-pt lead and 60 s to go, my heart was in my throat watching three of my orcs passing the ball amongst three of Ettiene's orcs around my 3-pt goal and thinking "If one of these frivolous passes is dropped or intercepted, and I lose another game in the final minute... I'm-a-go postal."

Ettiene: that was a tight game. Lots of back-and-forth action with plenty of turnovers both ways and no certainties when it came to drives on the goal. Y'ever watch a game and actually cheer out loud when your team scores?

LOCO League, man. I gotta lie down, now.

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Postby ettiene » Mon May 14, 2007 5:13 am

Good game dizzy. Looks like it came down to whose 1pt goalie saved better. Mine missed 6 of 14 :(

Yeah know what you mean by shouting when team scores except i did it in real life on saturday. Went to loftus to see the semifinal between bulls and crusaders. Bulls won 27-12 :D although the game was a lot closer than the score suggests. Couldnt even talk on sunday :oops:
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Postby tuneloon » Mon May 14, 2007 5:16 am

WOW... you have live Orcsports game where you live?????

I'm so there!
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Postby ettiene » Mon May 14, 2007 5:25 am

i guess rugby could sort be off be described as an orcsport. Got some really ugly guys playing in the league and every now and then we do have knockouts. Some players also have steel spikes on their shoes, but not quite as sharp as these on orcsports. Got padded armor, training facilities, healer bills etc. Unfortunately no looting though :(

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Postby TheIceMage » Tue May 15, 2007 9:21 pm

Okay, so I changed my name back to Administrators of Pain. I think my team is on the verge of being almost nearly ready. Just about. I would be happier if I actually got to play a single game with healed orcs. These guys are starting to think that leaking blood is the normal state of things, and that the rope isn't so much "armor" as it is just keeping various pieces from falling off.

But after seven games (aka seven losses), we're still sortof competitive. I'm switching from looking for talent to looking for better equipment. That's a good sign. Here are the standings after seven:

Dizzy's Meathooks 6-1-0 209 - 71
Ettiene's Creatures of the NIght 6-1-0 127 - 52
Brakgwar's Old Orc's with Canes 5-2-0 188 - 82
Tuneloon's Parasites 4-3-0 117 - 93
Chance's Mwuhahaha 3-4-0 154 - 175
Bubbauk's kicked in the #$@3$ 2-5-0 120 - 116
Jack's Patched 2-5-0 95 - 105
Brett's Administrators of Pain 0-7-0 45 - 361

Total points scored in the league: 1,055. Total points scored against my team: 361. That's 34%! Makes me kindof wonder....

Points scored by teams not counting what they scored against me:
Brakgwar's Old Orc's with Canes 134
Ettiene's Creatures of the NIght 95
Tuneloon's Parasites 94
Dizzy's Meathooks 91
Chance's Mwuhahaha 81
Bubbauk's kicked in the #$@3$ 79
Jack's Patched 75

That changes the standings a bit...
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Postby Dizzy » Tue May 15, 2007 9:32 pm

Well, that wraps up my very first game against Brak. Grand total: 37 brass knuckleses, 4 iron spikeses, 2 steel spikeses, and a single fatality (mine bestest Wing, naturally). :roll:

Note to others: Beware of Brak's Hoxtump. That dude can shoot.

A lot of my lads will forgo looting tonight in favour of a nice, soft gurney. ::zzz::
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Postby Brakgwar » Wed May 16, 2007 9:40 am

yeah i need to change up my line some as 4 of my first string are ::zzz:: BAH!! Lack of talent :wink:
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Postby TheIceMage » Thu May 17, 2007 6:02 pm

Date...........Memo.....Amount. Balance
05/17/2007 Payment 1 . . . . . 20259

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Postby bubbauk » Tue May 22, 2007 9:06 pm

wow chance we really burned up the nets. 8-3. whoohoo. trying to climb my way out of the cellar.
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Postby randomluck » Wed May 23, 2007 11:45 am

bubbauk wrote:wow chance we really burned up the nets. 8-3. whoohoo. trying to climb my way out of the cellar.


Great Game Bubbauk! Don't let the score fool you, it may be an 8-3 win, but it was a close game. You took 29 shots on the goal to my 30. Your shots were evenly distributed among the different goals (15-14), while seemed to focus on the 3 pointer (18-12).

Whatever you are paying Catmylvag, it ain't enough. My orcs were positive his luck had to be running out...but he kept blocking them. 18 saves of 18 shots. If he'd been in the 1-point goal instead of the 3-point I'd have won that one by 1 point. Computer definitely made the right choice on that one.

Normally, the losing side runs through more orcs than the winner, but this game was different. You had 21 orcs get playing time to my 15. You also took one death to no deaths on my part. Iguwuz was the orc who caused the death (Iggy to his friends...course, he doesn't have any friends...).

For our Game 2 match up I can only hope he was important. I've noticed he started many of your games as C1, so I figure he was getting experienced. However, in our game he only took 2 shots in nearly 15 minutes of play time. I guess my team hopes by taking him out your remaining Centers will need to work overtime and get tired.

Looking forward to the rematch! And as for the rumors my orcs bought tickets for Shane Stant to attend the next game (right next to Catmylvag's goal), just ignore them. It's purely conicidental...

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Postby Mad Jackal » Wed May 23, 2007 6:59 pm

Your Open Loan
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That makes me what? The 6th team to do so ?



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Postby tuneloon » Thu May 24, 2007 6:20 am

Uh.... I don't think so

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Postby ettiene » Thu May 24, 2007 6:25 am

Current Balance: 1357

Hoping to clear it tonight with game before interest takes effect :wink:
41 Championships
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8 Third places
Avg Finish: 2.22
Undefeated teams:
Bluebulls 1st, 8th
Domination 4th,5th, 7th
Experimental morons 2nd,8th
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Postby bubbauk » Thu May 24, 2007 6:46 am

yeah, my goalies are pretty good. he had just move to level 3 before your game and that helped out alot. I don't have too much worry about wings and centers. I have a whole team full of them. the problem is I have noooooo defense. if they go out, i'm done. i spent money on goalies and that is about it.





jackel,
i've still got a loan. pretty big. didnt' win games at the beginning of the season so i was in money trouble.
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